One dictator points the finger to another dictator and the conversation goes like this:
D1: Dictator Hun Sen D2: The Burmese dictator with a long name
D1: Are you a dictator? D2: Yes, I am and I'm sure you're too. D1: That's right and I'm very proud of it. D2: Me too. Everyone has to do what I said or I'll kill them. D1: That's priceless. I've killed so many already. D2: Can't argue with that. Killing is fun. D1: What's your next move? D2: Oh, just continue to kill my people any time and anywhere I want. D1: That's the way to do it. Democracy sucks, you can't really get rid of the people you don't like. And the elections. What a joke. What a waste of time and money when all you have to do is kill all of your opponents and nobody will compete with you. D2: Can't agree with you more on that. They talk about human rights and all the BS's. I don't give a shit. D1: You're the man. D2: Let's continue the killing until no one else to kill. D1: There will be an election soon in my country and I'm 1000% sure that I will win because there's no credible opposition to compete with me. They have either died or gone into exile. The ones left are mostly useless idiots. D2: Same here. Make sure that our sons will learn of our cruelties so that our two countries will be ruled by dictators for centuries to come. D1: You're the man. You're smarter than I thought. D2: I've learnt from you. You're my hero, my mentor. D1: When I'm dead and if my son needs help, make sure that you help him or I'll haunt you day and night. D2: Okay, man. Relax and hide your money in my bank so that I can use it to help your son when you're dead. D1: Great idea. I'll transfer two billion of US dollars in the coming days. D2: Deal.
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The 2 worst devils in the world at this time: Hun Shit and Min Leang Min Barn.
One dictator points the finger to another dictator and the conversation goes like this:
D1: Dictator Hun Sen
D2: The Burmese dictator with a long name
D1: Are you a dictator?
D2: Yes, I am and I'm sure you're too.
D1: That's right and I'm very proud of it.
D2: Me too. Everyone has to do what I said or I'll kill them.
D1: That's priceless. I've killed so many already.
D2: Can't argue with that. Killing is fun.
D1: What's your next move?
D2: Oh, just continue to kill my people any time and anywhere I want.
D1: That's the way to do it. Democracy sucks, you can't really get rid of the people you don't like. And the elections. What a joke. What a waste of time and money when all you have to do is kill all of your opponents and nobody will compete with you.
D2: Can't agree with you more on that. They talk about human rights and all the BS's. I don't give a shit.
D1: You're the man.
D2: Let's continue the killing until no one else to kill.
D1: There will be an election soon in my country and I'm 1000% sure that I will win because there's no credible opposition to compete with me. They have either died or gone into exile. The ones left are mostly useless idiots.
D2: Same here. Make sure that our sons will learn of our cruelties so that our two countries will be ruled by dictators for centuries to come.
D1: You're the man. You're smarter than I thought.
D2: I've learnt from you. You're my hero, my mentor.
D1: When I'm dead and if my son needs help, make sure that you help him or I'll haunt you day and night.
D2: Okay, man. Relax and hide your money in my bank so that I can use it to help your son when you're dead.
D1: Great idea. I'll transfer two billion of US dollars in the coming days.
D2: Deal.
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